I found your Christmas present, Katie. Except it was about 500 bucks.
We saw Harry Potter. It was too fucking long. So we decided to go to the magic realm and make a big stink about it.
I went to a magic world, with a magic girl.
Many treasures to behold.
The wizards didn’t want to hear any of it. They’re not fans of the franchise to begin with.
Don’t hate these people. They are completely innocent.
These people on the other hand. Trouble.
I bought a belt off some pretty ladies selling their handmade wares.