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The Devil’s Face
Marie has been learning how to shit on the devil’s face. It is a slow process. First of all, one has to take into consideration the setting. In order…
Soft Monsters
I smoke the same brand of cigarette as the curator of contemporary art. We hold up our packs like they’re ID badges. I’m a museum guard. On my real…
My Mother’s Boyfriends
Two days before I entered high school, my mother took me to see all of the men she had ever slept with.
“Why are we doing this?” I asked, buckling…
Male Seeking Female
A thirty-six-year-old unmarried woman joins an online dating site, and so does a forty-year-old man who is married to a woman he may or may not still love. The…
Never Let Your Enemy Be Above You
September 2nd
On our front lawn, a strapped effigy with brown skin and an accursed smile is purged by an intense, flaming iridescence. Beneath the flames, a crowd of men…
Men in Strip Clubs
They arrive at 2:00 in the morning, already intoxicated. The cartoonist checks his messenger bag at the door, follows the doctor and the lawyer to the bar.
There’s a woman…
Nutrition
When she came home, some ghosts were in the kitchen. What she thought were ghosts. Like when you see a bug in a dark corner and then it’s not…
The Glass Cow
The cow seemed normal on one side. They were milking her when our fourth grade class walked up, pulling at her teats, squirting hot, white milk into the bucket. …
For Sale/Wanted
Adjustable lap desk
Vicky emails me to say that she’s VERY INTERSTED. The lap desk sits over your legs and the top surface has an adjustable angle so you can…
South Beach
After Eve ate the apple, God created South Beach. He, Himself, was a bit stoned at the time.
He cut the water with a causeway: on one side He placed…
