Happy Birthday, USA.
I hope you did something yesterday to make you feel patriotic and I hope you didn’t work, like more than a few people did.
If you did work, you probably felt like you were in Communist Russia. And last time I checked, this was still America. Tell that Rooski boss of yours to quit treading on you.
I hope you ate some American food.
And saw some things that reminded you why this country does, on occasion, kick much ass.