When we were planning this new issue we decided to make a shit ton of extra work for ourselves.

We decided to place a letterpress piece in the inside back cover of the magazine. We said this as if it would be easy.

This machine has something crazy like 60,000 psi of cutting power.

It would slice through your fingers like a plastic knife through boiled hot dogs.

The plates are made from some kind of polymer now instead of metal. We’re only making 750 of the pieces before we destroy the plates. So get yours before we run out.

Sauce boss.

The man himself, Danny Jones, showed up and got his hands dirty.

And I made him pose for an uncomfortable photo.

When the job was finished it was really only half finished.

I still had to stuff 750 envelopes.

Ain’t no thang if you rent Taken from iTunes, though. Taken is the jam.

Issue Five ships TODAY.