We got invited to the Orlando Weekly’s Best of Orlando party. In a perfect world the invites would have said, “If you only go to one industry party with house music and crepes this year, make it this one.”
Imagine all the nerds in your high school getting a very large budget to throw a party…
This is what it would look like.
And there will be way more exciting clothes.
And way better dancing.
And there may even be a sighting of the most elusive of night time creatures:
And it will be way more fun than you expected it to be.
But that night will soon be over and you will come upon new adventures.
With celebrity cameos.
And it all takes place in the mind of a 12-year-old anime fan’s brain.
Breathe it all in, as fast as you can.
And dress your best. Cause that makes you feel better.
And keep an eye out for sea monsters.
And strange water foul behavior. Cause those things could make you a lot of money.
If you have to reflect, only do so sparingly. You don’t want to get stuck in the past.
And make sure to thank your lucky goddamn stars for every moment you get to be alive.
Cause you definitely don’t want to miss anything like this:
i hope that wasn’t lake maitland..
nah, Lake Virginia. I have set so much as a toe in Lake Maitland in years.