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Tuesday, June 16th

Yo DJ.

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Sometimes you’re jsut sitting at your desk thinking, “WTF am I gonna blog about today? What’s interesting about reading a bunch of submissions? Aquiring content for the new website launch?” And then this little gem just falls right into your lap.

The triumphant return of DJ Dream Titty is happening tomorrow night at the Cornell Museum of Art as part of their current weekly series Warhol Wednesdays. Come out and look at some Warhol photos, bring some cash for the bar and get lost in the mammary jams the DJ will be spinning.

Monday, June 15th

Robyn Cumming.

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Robyn Cumming has got one of the worst designed portfolio sites I’ve ever ever come across. Doesn’t matter though. Her photos are something to behold, espescially the Lady Things series.

Friday, June 12th

One Thousand Eyes.

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Looks like the HE boys done did it. They said it couldn’t be done but I believed in them the whole time. Congrats dudes.

Did you kick in some cash? Even a dollar? If so you may have gotten some shout outs on their twitter like so:

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Guess this means I’ll be stealing peoples bikes and punching them so hard they will fly up in the air. And then Ice Cube will beat me with a brick.

Friday, June 12th

Haunted.

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Instructions for weekend activities.

Do like JustinSpace:

1. Find an abandoned house.

2. Go inside.

3. Take a bunch of pictures.

4. Make up the history of how this place came to be.

5. Try not to scare the shit out of yourself.

6. End up scaring the shit out of yourself.

Thursday, June 11th

Better Book Cover Design of the Week.

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Like most white people, I’ve got a bit of an obsession with turn of the century design aesthetics. Not really sure what you would call that. Rockefellerphilia, perhaps? I’ve got a theory that this obsession stems from a desire to hearken back to a time when white folks thought they were pretty hot shit. All building factories and swirling brandy in oak lined rooms. Can we really blame them for the vast industrialization and domination of every business venture possible and all the irreversible ramifications that came with it? Yes, we can.z

T. J. Stiles’s The First Tycoon: The Epic Life of Cornelius Vanderbilt tells the story of a Staten Island born, steamship building, Abraham Lincoln consulting, business modeling, fist fighting, gambling addicted son having, titan of industry.

Remaining true to the tone of the times, this cover implements the letterpress-style typfaces and embellishments that defined the era. And even goes the whole nine to include a daguerreotype-style image of the powdered wig captain of industry himself. A subtle head-nod to the design of the dollar bill and the pursuit of which he devoted his life to.

Wednesday, June 10th

Hamburger Eyes.

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You know it. You love it. You can’t live without it. So now it’s time to help them out. Kick in a little bit of cash to get the new issue of Hamburger Eyes published. Tough times in print call for those who love it to band together. Are you doing your part?

Hamburger Eyes from Nick Fogarty on Vimeo.

Wednesday, June 10th

Young Breezy.

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Me an the boys are having another show. If you’ve never seen us, we are pretty damn good. If you have seen us, we’re going to play 10% new material!

Tuesday, June 9th

Summer in the Southeast.

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Sheba came down to FL for her summer vacation. She’s posting all the ups and downs, twists and turns, highs and lows on her blog. Check out part 1, wherein I conquer nature, and part 2, wherein the beans get spilled concerning a crush I have on a local barista and I almost get murdered by a snake.

Tuesday, June 9th

Liz Wolfe.

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Photographer Liz Wolfe’s world is one filled with delightfully horrific confections and sequined tampons. If I had a nickle for every time I typed that sentance…

Check out her collections of sugar and creatures here.

Monday, June 8th

Infinite Summer.

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Back when I was a cocky, naive young man in his beginning months at writing school I was under the delusion that no novel existed that could mystify or confuse me, no book could sway my lazer-like focus, and no writer existed that could bury me in weighty ideas. It’s with this attitude that I picked up Infinite Jest. I got about 200 pages in and I quit. Main reason being the sheer size of it. I read that fucker like a bomb squad officer clipping at colored wires and I couldn’t even make a dent in it.

Other people have apparently experienced the same thing when trying to undertake IJ. They decided to take action. Infinite Summer is an online book club of sorts that challenges readers all over the globe to read Infinite Jest over the summer of 2009:

“June 21st to September 22nd. A thousand pages ÷ 92 days = 75 pages a week. No sweat.”

I’ve been putting this book off for a long time and now it’s time to climb this mountain. I going to do it. Who’s with me?

Thanks TheRumpus.net