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Worser Book Cover Design of the Week.

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I could go into a whole didactic breakdown of why this is a bile-inducing book cover, but this shithead who’s responsible for decades of shitty music and even shittier people who follow his career religiously doesn’t even deserve that much. All he gets in terms of a critique is this: Given the choice, I’d rather barf up all the cheese burgers and margaritas that ever existed than read this book.

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  1. Katie says:

    Is that a real cover? It totally looks fake.
    And come on.. Don’t knock homeboy altogether. I understand that this eyesore of a cover, a few way-too-catchy, overplayed songs, and the aging group of annoying parrothead followers can easily turn one’s taste for him bitter.. but all-in-all he was a pretty cool guy back in his pot smuggling days.

  2. Chris says:

    This shit is for real:

    http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Swine-Not/Jimmy-Buffett/e/9780316114059/?cds2Pid=19157

    I’ve heard the “He was cool back in the early days” arguments for Buffet all before. I don’t care if, when he was younger, he cured all STDs forever. That still wouldn’t absolve him of the crimes he’s committed.

  3. Katie says:

    well then, chris, clearly you have never had herpes.

    wait wait, i mean, aw.. shit

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