Young Bro Show Number Toe.

Everybody who’s anybody in Orlando is going to be at this show tomorrow night. You really wanna fake your way through that conversation the next day?

“Man, wasn’t it awesome when Alberto did 100 consecutive guitar windmills?” everyone will ask you.

“Um, yeah, pretty awesome,” you’ll reply.

“How about when Josh did that solo that was so potent it got a girl pregnant?”

“Yeah, uh, wow, it was all pretty amazing.”

After everyone stares at you for what feels like forever, they will say, “You weren’t there, were you?”

“No man! I was there. I liked the, um, the glockenspiel parts.”

“Get out of my car.”

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