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Mark Janeki: Douchebag – Part 3
In the final installment, Mark loses something dear, but gains something better. Click through to watch. …
If I Could Lend Him My Words
My father had the vocabulary of a children’s picture book and even those words he mispronounced. His speech was like Mexican food: a few choice ingredients used over and …
The Big Dipper
The pool was four feet deep, and we bought it at Target half off. You could float on your back and think, “fun times are here,” because at least …
Mark Janeki: Douchebag – Part 2
Mark continues to share. Click through to watch.…
Seducing Matt Mitcham
Today, to prepare for my seduction of Matt Mitcham, I got a haircut. Haircuts are a lot like sex. All the questions make me anxious.
How long on top? …
Mark Janeki: Douchebag
Meet Mark. He’s a Douchebag. But he’s getting better. Click through to watch.
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Kissed by Johnny Depp
I’m the one you heard about. Ten years ago. June 28th. The seventeen-year-old girl struck by lightning while she was talking to her boyfriend on the phone. It was …
Office Girl
The office has a serious problem: the office girl has taken off her shoes.
–I am so very bored, she says.
–I am also so very bored, you also …
Brothers
This is how it’s going to be: You’re old enough today to hear it, and if you screw this up, if you don’t pay close attention or do something …
The Sparrows
Adelaide walked with her head down, leveled against the cold. The wet leaves piled up to her nose. She snuffled through them.
“Fuck him.” She thought. And to punctuate,
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